Showing posts with label dictators. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dictators. Show all posts

Sunday, 12 February 2017

The Times, they are too interesting…




I was saying in my last post that it wasn’t necessarily the case that the Gambian dictator, Yahya Jammeh had really conceded victory when, on the day after the presidential election he congratulated Mr Adama Barrow, the winning candidate. I found it difficult to digest the notion that a man who had seized power by force in 1994 and had subsequently bullied his way into several election victories thereafter should suddenly undergo a Road to Damascus moment. I was worried too, that signals out of America were in danger of being misinterpreted to mean that a free pass had been granted to dictators everywhere, especially those in Africa. I was not surprised, therefore when, barely a week afterwards, Jammeh reverted to type and declared that the election he had just lost “flawed”. He now demanded a fresh vote hoping that his machine of state persuasion would produce the right result the second time round. He used all the wiles in the book of dirty tricks to intimidate the country into submission but, in the end, he had to cave in to the persuasive logic of the stick and carrot. 


We do not know how appetizing the carrot was, but one ingredient was, no doubt, the prospect of a retirement haven out of the reach of international justice. So, on the night after the inauguration of the new president elect, dressed in characteristic flowing white and brandishing his regulation copy of the Quran, he waved goodbye to a thin crowd of long faces standing lugubriously on the tarmac at Banjul International. The country could exhale again.


The rap sheet that Jammeh would have had to answer to and, with some luck, might still do, is a long one. But, for the moment, he is safe in Equatorial Guinea where, one imagines, he would be swapping dictator anecdotes with his host, president-for-life, General Teodoro Obiang. Meanwhile, Gambia’s long-suffering people must content themselves with merely mocking their recently departed tormentor.  


Talking about thin crowds, this is one of the issues that get the wind under the skirts of the new Trump administration, right from its chief exec down to its lowliest gofer. The size of an adoring crowd, by itself, is not a big deal. However, correct me if I’m wrong: the last time someone obsessed so much about the size of his crowd it didn’t end well. And even today, eight decades on, we remain awestruck by the intensity of crowds at Nazi rallies that shook the ground as they shouted “Sieg Heil!  Sieg Heil!” You might again say no big deal. A few “Sieg Heils” here and there do not register high on the Richter scale of political upheavals. The real problem lies in the horrible traits hidden below a thatch of orange or of any other colour. But we have to hand it to Mr Trump. He does not hide behind mealy-mouthed words. He “tells it like it is”. He wants his hearers to understand exactly what he is getting at. And it seems they do. For now, anyway. But for the rest of us, the majority, I hope, the parallels are troubling and the possible consequences of the new president’s size-obsession, his statements and his executive orders make for sleepless nights. Fortunately, America’s founding Fathers wrote up a constitution that provides fairly robust protection against dictatorial tendencies. 


The other defence against unbridled executive power is mockery, for which this particular executive is ripe. Lampoonists remain unbowed both in their spoken word and their graphic essays, whether on TV or through cartoons. This is powerful stuff although Mr Trump responds with a counter-narrative that includes violent language and “alternative truths”, none of which, so far, has been enough to deter anyone, even the little children, who just as in The Gambia, have also joined in the fray.  


It is early days yet, but America must ready itself for difficult times Yahya Jammeh started off fairly benign (as dictators usually do) but in the end he became a terrifying figure in the Gambian political landscape. Hitler was exactly the same. 

Watch out, world.

Tell Fren Tru

Monday, 29 February 2016

No Champagne, please... We're Africans



I’ve just been on safari in Africa, that large cashew-nut shaped mass that sprawls from the Mediterranean down to where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet.  I left the continent just before the 92nd birthday celebrations for Mr Robert Mugabe were held in Harare and was, therefore, not able to join the adoring throngs congratulating the obviously infirm gentleman on attainment of such a great age. But, as this Black History Month ends, I cannot help but recall Martin Luther King’s deprecation of pointless longevity. Longevity is all well and good. However it most certainly has limits when it comes to ruling a country.  Sure, among a venerable's family gathered around his feet receiving the pearls of wisdom acquired over a long life, the pleasures may be manifold. But equally likely, there may be some maverick skulking in the fringe who might beg to differ, remarking under his breath, eyes rolling, that granddad always has something to say, relevant or not. But, by and large, the respect and affection deriving from great age will be his.



          While thinking about Mugabe’s birthday bash (who knows how much that cost?). I thought we should take a look at the league table of long-term African leaders who have gone beyond their sell-by date. The list is a long one but for this piece, let us restrict ourselves to the five with the longest period in office who, together, have served for a total of 169 years. They are, in order of length of service:



1.   José Eduardo dos Santos – Angola (36 years)



2.   Robert Mugabe – Zimbabwe (36 years)



3.   Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo – Equatorial Guinea (35 years)



4.   Paul Biya – Cameroon (34 years)



5.   Yoweri Museveni – Uganda (28 years)



And when we add the years imposed by the next five long-termers, we reach a staggering two and three-quarter centuries, a duration that rivals that of the Atlantic Slave Trade.



          How do they do it? Some of these superannuated gentlemen (note that they are all men) get into this forever-mode by blatantly manipulating their country’s constitution. Others use the blunter instrument of the military to grab and retain power indefinitely.   



There is no doubt that being granddad is a lifelong gig, but being the ruler of a country is not. Barring unexpected death while in office, governing a country must have a time limit, beyond which a leader becomes burdensome. He may be excellent, but too much of a good thing can be good for nothing. Fancy having nothing but champagne and caviar every day for just one week. The mere thought induces gaging. After a few days one begins to hanker for more ordinary fare like rice and palaver sauce which, some among one's children and grandchildren’s generation might be a great hand at cooking up. But, so what if they are not such great cooks? One can always go elsewhere and defer indulgence in champers and caviar for special occasions. Anyway, we all know that the African champagne and caviar of the last 50 years has mostly been sour and rancid. By all measures, Africa’s fifty-three countries remain firmly rooted in the bottom of all indices of development that you care to invoke.



Something to think about as we hold our breath and wait for Mr Mugabe’s one hundredth birthday.



 



Tell Fren Tru